A Few SPAM Haiku

SPAM Haiku #8082
No duality
Use ev'ry part but the oink.
SPAM's Oneness glistens.
SPAM Haiku #8083
SPAM -- a year's supply.
My cellar offers refuge
From apocalypse.
SPAM Haiku #8084
Another pink feast
Were not appetite for pork
So lately sated
SPAM Haiku #8085
Beauty -- oft perceiv'd
In pinkness, smooth and tender.
Oh Pig! Thou were it.

No, I haven't written over 8000 SPAM Haiku; the numbers are from the internationally acclaimed
SPAM-ku Archive, which contains nearly 20,000 SPAM-ku.

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